We all know that health is important. We all want to feel and look our best, but finding time is a challenge for everyone. Deadlines, projects, and day to day "stuff" are all real, and they are all stressful.
We're here for you.
We believe in you.
REAL LIFE FITNESS SOLUTIONS FOR OFFICE WARRIORS.
We'll take care of everything! Catering, facilities rental, marketing materials, invites, slide shows, training materials, equipment, and tons of PDF take-aways...
...as much or as little help as you need, we're on it!
- WORKSHOPS: Strength Training with Stuff You Have, Eye Strain Busters + Posture Builders, Nutrition for the Office Warrior + More!
- LUNCH AND LEARN: The ROBOT Snack Plate Experience, Time Saver Stretch Outs, Team Building + More!
- Add PurpleROBOT to your next sales representative team presentation! Make your next in-office sales call valuable, fun + memorable!
- IN-OFFICE WELLNESS CHALLENGES: Instruction + Introduction, Online Tracking, Customized online LiVE Calendar, Process Check-Ins... Let us design a program for your team's unique personality + needs!
- PERSONAL / SMALL GROUP STRENGTH TRAINING: Customized to your unique needs as Office Warriors! Efficient, posture-centric, fun, and using equipment you already have!
- SEMINARS: Presentations, Motivational Addresses, Keynote Speaking
UPGRADE YOUR SYSTEM.
SIMPLE TOOLS FOR COMPLEX HUMAN MACHINES.
ROBOT LEVEL STRENGTH means you will have the tools to be strong within the parameters of YOUR real life.
ROBOT LEVEL STRENGTH means working within your schedule, not fighting against it. Find out how to:
*MAKE HEALTH A PRIORITY
*CHANNEL YOUR INNER KID BY LEARNING THROUGH PLAY
*MAKE MOVEMENT AN EASILY ATTAINABLE PART OF YOUR LIFE
*CELEBRATE FOOD, COOKING, AND EATING
President, Founder, H.R.I.C. (Head Robot In Charge)
Karen spent 20 years working as a Designer in corporate offices of all kinds, working with customers from all over the world. While working full-time, Karen transformed her life. She lost 130 pounds, studied with world-renowned professionals, and took back her health and her life...
All while attending staff meetings, battling the copy machine, bringing badassery to the potluck lunch, and slaying PowerPoint slides.
Karen knows what it takes to not just live, but thrive in the workplace and in life.
Karen is here to help you and your team achieve ROBOT LEVEL STRENGTH in an honest, no B.S., fun way. The PurpleROBOT Network is about robots making robots better. You're not alone. You have a team to help you.
You can find Karen and her husband James "Beardy" Gasparick out in nature, swinging kettlebells, making stuff, playing board games, and going on adventures in the beautiful Bay View neighborhood of Milwaukee, WI. They have lived in Milwaukee for 23 years and have two house rabbit "interns" - Pepper Potts and JT.
JAMES "BEARDY" GASPARICK...
MASTER OF CRAFT, FOUNDER, LEAD CONTRIBUTING EDITOR
James “Beardy” Gasparick believes in the power of the human machine and in developing all of our diverse and powerful talents. Beardy uses many tools in his craft as a problem solver - pencil, charcoal, paper, digital tools, kettlebells, sand bags, and the natural world which surrounds us all.
Beardy studied Fine Art with an emphasis in Drawing and Interior Architecture + Design at The Milwaukee Institute of Art & Design and earned his BFA in 2000. Beardy is an artist, writer, VDC professional, and strength coach. Beardy found real health, lost 100 pounds, and achieved astonishing feats of strength...
All WHILE MANAGING PROJECTS, CHANGING THE PAPER IN THE PRINTER (AGAIN), COMMUTING IN TRAFFIC, and CONQUERING TO-DO LISTS.
Beardy has been there and can help you find the path to honest wellness.
Beardy is here to help you and your team achieve ROBOT LEVEL STRENGTH in a patient, kind, and meaningful way. The PurpleROBOT Network is about robots making robots better. You're not alone. You have a team to help you.
James "Beardy" Gasparick is an RKC Certified Kettlebell Instructor. Stop by and introduce yourself if you see Beardy on his bike, in the woods, swinging kettlebells, planking in the conference room, making stuff, playing Xbox, practicing Systema, and going on adventures in the beautiful Bay View neighborhood of Milwaukee, WI. Beardy and Karen have lived in Milwaukee for 23 years and have two house rabbit "interns" - Pepper Potts and JT.